jennifer aniston salad

Name: jennifer aniston salad
Ingredients: 1 can chickpeas; 1 cup quinoa (cooked in a 1:1 ratio of water & bone broth); 0.5 cup parsley; 0.33 red onion (raw, can hurt stomach); 1 cucumber (seedless); 1 block feta (or regular if not dairy intolerant); cherry tomatoes; 1 cup pistachios; 2 lemons (juice for dressing); 0.25 cup olive oil (for dressing)